The Army Will Never Be The Same
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Effortless, unpretentious, classical in form and comic.
- effortlessdemanding
- unpretentiousprestige
- classical in formformally daring
- gravecomic
- contemporarynostalgic
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Cast
- Jessica SimpsonPrivate Megan Valentine
- Vivica A. FoxSergeant Louisa Morely
- Steve GuttenbergSidney Green
- Aimee GarciaPrivate Vicky Castillo
- Olesya RulinPrivate Petrovich
- Keiko AgenaPrivate Hailey Hamamori
- Jill Marie JonesPrivate Connie Johnson
- Ryan SypekSergeant Mills Evans
- Cheri OteriPrivate Jeter
- Gary GrubbsCaptain Greer
Crew
- Steve MinerDirector
- April BlairScreenplay
- Kelly BowenScreenplay
- Patrick CadyDirector of Photography
- Nathan EasterlingEditor
- Boaz DavidsonProducer
- Danny DimbortProducer
- Randall EmmettProducer
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